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I’ve got to leave old Durham town

Jan 31, 2011 by


I’ve got to leave old Durham town, I’ve got to leave old Durham town. I’ve got to leave old Durham town (Roger Whittaker) The day I looked forward to for absolutely yonks did not go well. In fact, looking back, the rot set in the day before. On the way there, excited, I explain my […]

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz

Jan 25, 2011 by


Fancy a day out Sunday says the Boy Friend (BF). Brands Hatch? My treat. BRANDS HATCH!!! Are you MAD? This is me you’re talking to. Why on earth would you think I want to gawp at boy racers hurtling round and round lap after boring lap on a giant Scalextrix splitting my ear drums. Don’t […]


Jan 23, 2011 by


Oh ye’ll tak’ the high road and I’ll tak’ the low road an’ I’ll be in Scotland afore ye. I do not doubt it. Britain is tiny. Right? So how come it takes as long to drive to Edinburgh as it does to France? Have you been on the M1 lately? Average speed 50 mph. […]